RAT BAIT
(Calder/Elsey)
He comes from Butchville
Over by the Cape
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Something about him makes a dogs ears stiff up
He's ugly as homemade sin
Ain't no storm fencing hold him in
His real name is Roy
Roy Rat Bait
You can call him any old thing
Just don't call him late
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Roy's like a cow with a bloodshot eye
He's got a short fuse
He left a scar on me
He took the skin right off my nose
And the back route out of town
He suffers with dyspepsia
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He comes from Butchville right by the Cape! Rat Bait!
He drives a small American make
Fits his Cat-breath aluminum style
You know his jaw sticks out a mile
Dashboard opened ashtray smile
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Don't stop if he blows when you pass him by